Sunday, June 5, 2011

New Site


Hi everyone .. this is my last post on blogspot .. all my posts are on and subsequent ones shall be posted on www.palavachronicles.wordpress.com because it is much easier to post comments on wordpress than here . Thank you :o)

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

set?

Let me start by saying , mummy and daddy , this isn't one of my wisdom or morally inclined blog posts so errr, you can stop reading here (I know mummy will continue tho) :ol ... O yh, Izien inspired this post

So summer 2011 is right round the corner !!! Whoop whoop ! I can whoop about it because i have sure "P" .. All of you that whooped too chop hi5 , I know u whooped because you have set your own P ... Because I'm pretty sure my mother is reading this, P and some other words will not be defined just try to keep up.

#1. Where to scout for ur P

In the old times, the long long ago , yes, 2 years ago, facebook was the place to scout for ur P , everyone was on it ; well, everyone cool . But now literally EVERYONE is on it ...including my mother (yes mummy, I know you are still reading).. Now all the cool kids have moved on to twitter where they display their beauty via their avatars and their brains via their 'witty and hilarious' tweets ...

You, yes you, I know you ff'd him because he looked cute in his avatar; and you because someone tweeted that she has a bountiful behind you checked out her profile and followed her ... You don't have to be ashamed , *in Don Jazzy's voice* NOW IS THE TIME to follow who u wana set P with. ..
So now that u've followed him/her and have gotten him/her to follow you back by RT 'ing their tweets and adding funny remarks (after racking ur brain) to their tweets ; you can now start exchanging DMs and "casually" suggest that you "take this convo to bbm or som'n" (das right, you have to play it cool .. You can even blame MTN) " this DM'ing is a long thing and MTN is just messing up so its taking ages to send" ;)

*Eva lordiah's voice* completed the 1st stage of P setting, you don did it B^) .. I'm pretty sure I don't have to coach you on what to say ... If you do need coaching, thers an app for that .. #RamYourHeadIntoABrickWall :ol

#2 How To Induce the person

You must display ur "coolness" , never put up razz pictures as your DP .. Just the fresh ones (you can send it to a close friend of the opposite sex to confirm its degree of hotness just to be certain ) ...
Although we all like the cowbell oyoyoyoyoyo jingle and we jam to it on the 'regz'. (Well I do) , you might wana reduce how often you listen to it ( if u display what you are listening to on bbm or just "un display" what you are listening to ) .. Razz is kind of the new cool (blame Jenifa) but you don't wana scare away ur prospective P now do you ?

Talk about all the cool , fun and crazy stuff you do / are into .. Make sure you have a lot of things in common (yes, I mean stalk the person, find out what they like to do and exaggerate the number of times you do 'em too /like 'em ) .. Complement them and all that "sweet nothings" stuff but on NO account should you come right out and say "hey, I wanna set P" .. When you meet at one of the many places you guys 'surprisingly' both frequent ;), let things flow and the after the "first FLOW" of things, you can then say its nothing serious and present all the disclaimers you have. (You may contact me to draw up legal documents to aid you in this department ; it'll cost you tho)

Part of inducing 'em is dressing properly .. Get a hair cut or your hair done ; don't dress like you are colour and style blind, this will surely end the P .. Everyone wants a presentable looking P .. Purchase new perfume for the summer if you have to so you'll have a signature smell (I thiunk signature smells are cool)

#3 Enjoy yourself !! (Sensibly ofcourse ; we don't want you drinking, ' getting knowledge'. And racing on 3rd mainland bridge x_x)

*B.I.G's voice* follow these rules and you'll have a nice time this summer ... Actually , I'm not an expert on P setting but this should help out ... Anyone with extra pointers and comments can make 'em known .

Love you mum (yes I know you read it up to this point) :*

Monday, April 11, 2011

personal space

You know how most of my articles although humorous (as I've been told *side eye at bad belle people *cough* Sanmi*cough*) always have some moral / deep message .. Well , I don't want to do that this time .. Or atleast the message won't be a deep one. I think I'll just rant about personal space.

For those of you who for some unbelievable/ unacceptable reason don't know what personal space is ... Infact I don't believe some people don't know what this is so I'ma just skip the explanation ..

standing on a queue waiting to use the atm .. As a reasonable human being , u maintain a certain distance between yourself and the person infront of you .. And then M (M for moron) joins the queue behind you .. And by behind you, I mean "half-a-foot-step" behind you .. I mean "if-you-sneeze-your-head-might-accidentally-hit-M" behind you .... Why oh why would someone do this ? I don't understand !! If I understood, I'd probably beat myself into a coma because this is not the kind of behaviour a reasonable human being should understand -_-

You are sitting quietly reading an interesting novel /blog post :D and someone walks up to you for the first time and as they talk to you asking all sorts of irrelevant nonsense (might I add that they are unattractive and smell that they've been packed in a car full of sweaty people like "sandine") they keep touching you ... This might not seem bad but it drives me crazy !!! I hate being touched unnecessarily not to talk of being touched by such a person.. All I'd be thinking is "is there a way I can cut ur hand off and make it look like an accident ?"

Also can't stand random people who stare at what you are doing (typing/ tweeting/ looking at pictures) on your phone and then pass comments ... COME ON !!! Its bad enough that I can feel ur unwanted gaze you are even commenting ?!?!?! What is wrong with you ? Would u like a good old fashioned "Holy water and broom" deliverance ? *hisses shortly 3 times and taps head* this is one of the most annoying things someone can do to me without physical contact .

This final scenario might be a SUB and it might not .. Please young men (and women too) know when a young lady doesn't not want you to come to her room ... I "jeje-ly" set out on my own WITH MY EARPHONES IN MY EARS to buy credit and return to my room in peace ...you saw me on my way back , I sed a quick hello (not removing the earphones from my ears HINT HINT) and break into a brisk walk trying to get away from you but Noooooooo you take it upon urself to jog after me and walk me right into my room without my invitation .... Why ?! Why?! Why?! Why would you do this ?! Like really ?! ..please, if someone does not invite you to their place of residence , do not take it upon yourself to form friendship and keep them company.. If they want your company, they will ask for it


Guess I'll wrap it up now .. This is the end of my rant .. Anyone with other personal space scenarios or comments should make 'em known. :)

personal space

You know how most of my articles although humorous (as I've been told *side eye at bad belle people *cough* Sanmi*cough*) always have some moral / deep message .. Well , I don't want to do that this time .. Or atleast the message won't be a deep one. I think I'll just rant about personal space.

For those of you who for some unbelievable/ unacceptable reason don't know what personal space is ... Infact I don't believe some people don't know what this is so I'ma just skip the explanation ..

standing on a queue waiting to use the atm .. As a reasonable human being , u maintain a certain distance between yourself and the person infront of you .. And then M (M for moron) joins the queue behind you .. And by behind you, I mean "half-a-foot-step" behind you .. I mean "if-you-sneeze-your-head-might-accidentally-hit-M" behind you .... Why oh why would someone do this ? I don't understand !! If I understood, I'd probably beat myself into a coma because this is not the kind of behaviour a reasonable human being should understand -_-

You are sitting quietly reading an interesting novel /blog post :D and someone walks up to you for the first time and as they talk to you asking all sorts of irrelevant nonsense (might I add that they are unattractive and smell that they've been packed in a car full of sweaty people like "sandine") they keep touching you ... This might not seem bad but it drives me crazy !!! I hate being touched unnecessarily not to talk of being touched by such a person.. All I'd be thinking is "is there a way I can cut ur hand off and make it look like an accident ?"

Also can't stand random people who stare at what you are doing (typing/ tweeting/ looking at pictures) on your phone and then pass comments ... COME ON !!! Its bad enough that I can feel ur unwanted gaze you are even commenting ?!?!?! What is wrong with you ? Would u like a good old fashioned "Holy water and broom" deliverance ? *hisses shortly 3 times and taps head* this is one of the most annoying things someone can do to me without physical contact .

This final scenario might be a SUB and it might not .. Please young men (and women too) know when a young lady doesn't not want you to come to her room ... I "jeje-ly" set out on my own WITH MY EARPHONES IN MY EARS to buy credit and return to my room in peace ...you saw me on my way back , I sed a quick hello (not removing the earphones from my ears HINT HINT) and break into a brisk walk trying to get away from you but Noooooooo you take it upon urself to jog after me and walk me right into my room without my invitation .... Why ?! Why?! Why?! Why would you do this ?! Like really ?! ..please, if someone does not invite you to their place of residence , do not take it upon yourself to form friendship and keep them company.. If they want your comopany, they will ask for it

Guess I'll wrap it up now .. This is the end of my rant .. Anyone with other personal space scenarios or comments should make 'em known. :)

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Dictation

Just as I was about to give up on blogging today for lack of what to blog about, a thought came to me .. So today I'll be blogging about what we take into consideration when making huge decisions in our lives ..

As an 18 year old (yes dastrite I'm 18), I havnt had to make a lot of huge decisions ;atleast not by myself .. My parents have always been there to advise me ( thank God cause I'm pretty sure my life would be in shambles if I were to have been the one making the decisions) . At some point in time we have to make decisions .. I'm not talking about "do I want Chicken or Turkey" or "should I buy this curly weave or this wavy one" ... (Or my most recent dillema) "should I do centre parting or side parting" .. (S/o to everyone that helped me decide) No ..I'm talking about the big ones ; the ones that'll leave their marks on you for the rest of your life.


We all read all the advice columns in newspapers and magazines : " Dear aunty Vero, I am a 24 year old lady and I do not know whether I should marry my high school sweet heart that is still struggling financially or this new rich guy I met that pampers me and also makes me happy " .. And then Aunty Vero starts talking about many things , not directly answering the question .. She basically says do what makes u happy .. No one should decide for u .. Blah blah blah

But is this really the reality of the situation ? Do we really make decisions based solely on our happiness and feelings ? What factors really dictate what steps in life we take ? .. Societal norms , culture , logic and then personal happiness (let me know if I left anything out) ..

Sometimes we make decisions and then blame our (temporary) unhappiness on the fact that ur decision wasn't really based on ur feelings ... Truth be told, in the long run we'll probably be glad the decision wasn't made based on our feelings at the time ... Personally , I would NEVER have chosen to study law if the decision was based on my feelings. ..I certainly won't have willingly opted to stress myself so much when I cld have chosen to do something easier .. Right now, I'm at the "why did I do this to myself" stage ..but I'm pretty sure in the long run , I'll be very glad that this is the path I chose.

If we all based decisions solely on feelings, the world would be in utter chaos , no one would get anything done. Don't lie, you probably think you are the worst procrastinator ever ; there could be an "I'm the biggest procrastinator ever" competition and everyone would genuinely believe they are entitled to the prize .. Its just human nature .. We want to relax and chill and live in the moment... We only get into action when we know we have to.

I am however not saying fling your feelings out of the window during your decision making process.. They do matter ; but they are not ALL that matter.
So when someone advices you to make an important decision based on what you feel .. Stop and think because your feelings aren't the only item on your " factors-for-decision-making list". The bottom point is let ALL the factors inform your decision making.

Comments, opposing views and agreements should be made known

Thursday, March 31, 2011

selective blindness

Was cracking my head trying to figure out what to blog about .. Then I remembered a comment someone made about a previous post ; "no keys or buttons" ... The person said "Ada might not have known about Ayo's shortcomings until after marriage" .. This comment inspired this post ...

This is not for the spontaneous young couples that fall in love at first sight and get married a month after meeting ... No; for those spontaneous couples, when u get married to the "angel" u don't know, don't complain when he/she hits u or womanises or she can't cook or is a bad homemaker .. No, u have no right to complain ... Ur whirlwind romance has transformed into a hurricane and u r the one to blame so take a seat \_ kuz "u don enter am"

This post Is for those who take the time to know their partners before getting married . Spend months dating and courting eachother ... The courtship period cannot be over emphasised .. Would u go to a furniture store, see a nice looking glass chair and purchase it without sitting on it or testing it in some way ?? Or would u buy a pair of shoes without examining 'em properly .. God knows I know no girl that wld buy a pair of heels without wearing and walking in 'em for atleast 5 minutes before buying 'em

If u can test ur shoes , how much more the person u want to spend the rest of your life with or the person you want to get into a serious relationship with ?

(Metaphor time) I hate wearing heels .. They are instruments of torture that I can gladly do without .. Anyhu, i have a pair of black high heels ..nd I have never worn them out ..NEVER ! EVER ! .. This is where "selective blindness" comes in .. When I wanted to buy the heels , I was in dire need of black heels .. I wore them .. They were my size and I loved how they looked on my feet but they just weren't perfectly comfortable .. Despite the lack of comfort, I bought 'em .. I saw the problem and chose to over look it and now I'm going to end up giving my heels out without ever getting to wear 'em .. THIS is selective blindness

Let's be honest with ourselves ..if u court someone for over a year , even if the person doesn't put his / her shortcomings / vices on display, you will see tiny , subtle hints .. We are the ones who choose to overlook the problems and end up suffering for it .. Unless the person is like a reaLlllllllly good actor in which case all I can tell u is sorry and get a divorce or break up .

The long and short of this is, if I hadn't been selectively blind, who knows, I cld have gotten a dress or sandals that I wld have actually worn .. Don't end up with someone whoz vices u can't put up with .. Leave 'em now and u myt find someone u'll be glad u've got both eyes to see (this is meant to be deeper than it sounds :o( ) ...

Anyone with comments and views shld make 'em known .. Thank you

Friday, March 25, 2011

No Keys or Buttons ..Help #2

So my last article was about how women ought to know how to do basic "man chores" in case of emergencies and all guys that read it approved and "hailed" me *yimu* ... THIS TIME ,*cracks knuckles* I will be talking about the flip side :oD

* rushing out of the house to make sure she doesn't end up in "after church traffic" on the island, Ada gives Ayo a swift kiss goodbye*

(How it should be)

Ada: I just got a call , I have to go for an emergency meeting at my office ..

Ayo: wow ..on a sunday ?

Ada: yes o .. You know how my job is .. And there are like a million other people waiting to take my job if I mess up . Ayo, please , I will need you to look after Tosin ; change her diaper when she "fills it up" , and feed her .. And rustle something up for urself to eat ... I'll owe you one....

Ayo: ofcourse babe .. Don't worry about it .. Have a great meeting . Love you

*Ada leaves*

(How it is sometimes)

Ada: I just got a call , I have to go for an emergency meeting at my office..

Ayo: wow ..on a sunday ? And on such short notice ?

Ada: yes o .. You know how my job is .. And there are like a million other people waiting to take my job if I mess up .

Ayo: *shrugs* well , i don't know how to change a diaper. And I never learnt how to mix her formula nd I've never been able to pacify her when shez upset ... Plus what am I even supposed to eat , I'm very hungry ?? ... Look , u'll have to make food for me before you leave and feed Tosin and change her diaper ... They should understand if u r late .. They dint give you enough time to get a nanny for the day ..


Please guys, do you honestly think this is acceptable .. Really ? .. How can a woman be married to a man and not be able to leave him with THEIR child for ONE day .. How can you be a father and not know how to take care of ur own child / children

What kind of man doesn't have the decency to know how to make food .. Atleast basic things ...women are not machines, neither are they your domestic servants .. Women need breaks ..once in a while , be kind and reasonable, let ur woman chill .. its hard holding down a 9-5, taking care of kids and an overgrown child that u r married to, cooking , cleaning and still having to look good for that overgrown baby. ..

I will DEFINITELY not marry a man that thinks a chopping board is the cover of a rectangular pot ... NO girl wants to marry a man that can't do basic "woman chores".. Standing there looking like a dosgbe at my crying child and trying to find the key or button to pacify him /her .. So guys, if u don't know how to now, plz learn .. It wld mean a lot to your future wives ....

Anyone with comments or opposing views can make them known.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

No key or Button ..Help!

It has been brought to my attention that I am rather tyrannical when expressing my opinion in my articles ..so I'm going to "leave space" for people to voice out their own opinions

This post is inspired by an article I read on "domesticity" and the comments people made.


*PHCN strikes .. The husband is in traffic on his way back home from a long day at the office. Ada is right in the middle of making dinner*

How it should be:
Ada: "curse u PHCN" ... * eyes adjusting to the darkness as she fumbles around looking for the flashlight on the shelf*... "Aha! Got it !" * goes to the generator house , checks to see the amount of fuel in it and turns it on*
Ayo comes back to a nice hot meal prepared by his loving wife

How it is (sometimes):
Ada: well this is just too bad ... I told Ayo countless times to either buy an inverter or a stand-by generator mschewwww *groping around in the dark looking for her phone .. Dials Ayo's number* .. Hello , pumpkin pie. How're you

Ayo: *phone rings .. He looks at the caller I.d ..wonder what she wants to complain about now* Hi babe ..I'll be fine as soon as I get home . Wats up

Ada: err , therz no light and I havnt finished makind ur food... And u know I don't know how to operate the generator.. So should I wait for u to get back and turn it on so I can finish cooking ur rice in the rice cooker and frying ur dodo in the deep fryer ? Or will u branch at tantalizers and just buy meat pie or something ?

Plz, be objective (esp the women) do you think it is really acceptable to not be able to do the most basic "guy chores" around the house ? .. Some women don't even know how to change bulbs .. They'll probably try to fit a screw-on bulb in place of those clip ones *smh* .. Sad but true

Some women act all crazy when guys say they ought to be able to do these things.. They're like " what does he mean by that ehn ? If he wants superwoman, he too should be superman and cook and clean and feed and bathe the kids" ... Personally , I don't think this is right ... I'm not saying that if PHCN strikes and u r both home, he shld put his feet up and send u to turn on the generator, that is just the height of stupidity ; but I think women shld know how to do basic "man chores" around the house ... In case of emergencies

The same way women like to come home to a cooked meal sometimes, men also like women that know how to do some basic "guy chores" ...

What say you ?

Monday, March 14, 2011

Death of Jeans

(This post was inspired by a size 14 girl that walked by me when I was waiting to get the food I ordered ...I was discombobulated to say the least ; she totally "flabbergasted my equanimity)

A disturbing and horrific trend has come to my notice . I am sure you too have noticed it ; I speak of the death of jeans and the birth of jeggings. Yes . For all of u that do not know what jeggings are , Like my village alter-ego would call it, that shokoto that will hold onto ur body and make all ur bombom and thighs wobble and shake like water in a nylon bag.

Now that we are all on the same page , I (as some of u know), school in Ghana which is known for having women with bountiful behinds aka the ghanaian I.d card. For some reason, of recent, girls have started wearing jeggings with blouses 2 sizes too small for them ; I simply cannot hack the reasoning behind this. From the skinny, to the slim, to the curvy, to the plump, to the fat, to the very fat, to the obese. I know when girls see other girls that look good wearing some "fashionable" things, they automatically assume that it'll look nice on them .. And this, my darling woefully misguided females is not so.

It all started from skinny jeans ; After skinny jeans, girls started wearing tights and leggings under short dresses ; Then jeggings came out and all hell broke loose . So u think because its coloured blue and looks like jeans from afar its jeans ? Well its not and all u porky ...Yes, porky girls that wear jeggings with blouses that barely cover ur navels are doing the world a great dis-service by wearing this nonsense.

You think because u see size 4 girls wearing such you and ur size 14 self can wear it too ? Well u can't!! No matter how much we want to look like all the people we see on mtv and in style magazines, we can't overlook the fact that we are in Africa .. And "we don't do that here"..its not very decent looking . Apart from that, no one wants to see all ur cellulite jiggle and ur butt crack with all ur disgusting stretch marks. Just stop it ! How would u like it if you saw precious wearing a bikini?? Well ,you r in the same category so just respect urself and wear jeans or a top that'll cover your bum and celulite-afflicted thighs.

I know guys'll disagree with me kuz they like watching girls' bums shake ; But I don't think any reasonable guy would want his own girlfriend / sister parading around in jeggins and barely-there blouses ..

Anyway, the point of this post is ; jeans are not ur enemies... Jeggins are not jeans and u look like a mirror-less fat loaf of bread wearing jeggins and a tiny top .. Be sensible , cover ur bum and thighs with proper clothes. Thank you .. If u have any comments or disagreements, you can make them known.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Pretty = Dumb?

*singing Kele Kele love* "You think because I'm pretty I'm dumb dumb" ... Please where did the idea that pretty women are dumb come from? ..I don't get it , so when God is making girls ,you think He flips a coin, heads for beauty and tails for brains ??
Or the first time a boy tells a pretty girl shez pretty,you think she goes infront of the mirror to examine herself and then suddenly all the sense and knowledge she has accumulated up to that point suddenly gets sucks into the mirror ?

I kinda get the "dumb blonde" stereotype ..but how does that spread to all pretty women in the world .. Really .. Someone is goina have to explain to me

Personally, the smartest/most intelligent girls I know are the most beautiful ones .. Ima just name two (my room-mate ) Dedun and (Family friend turned cousin ...*its an African thing*) Yazmeen ... Both stupidly beautiful ..both verrrrrrrry smart ...

I actually believe that the whole pretty girls are dumb has gingered most pretty girls to make sure they are extrememly intelligent .. Being a beauty with no brains , (although appealing to some men that want trophy house wives) has become like the worst and saddest situation for women. People just say "eyahhh, what a pity , God just gave her all that beauty with no brains ..how's sad" :ol

Pretty women now have to work twice as hard just to ensure they don't fall into the "pretty dumb" category .. Its funny how no one really notices when a girl who is two steps-past-worwor. X_x is #NotWinning academically ... Its just like "ehen shez ugly and stupid ..so ?" .. But really, theirz is a wayyy worse predicament ... What do they have going for them ? Atleast "pretty dumb" can marry a guy with the brains to pass on to their kids while she passes on her beauty ..but "ugly dumb" .. ?? "Wetin she go drop" ??

For the alright looking women with great personalities and brains and intelligence. Y'all are covered, so just make sure u maintain ur great personalities and remain smart/intelligent .

I think all our attention should be shifted to "worwor dumb" to help them with their personalities and their levels of intelligence ... Let them also have something to offer. .. Atleast for the "worwor" bit, a fringe can cover half of their faces and make-up can hide the rest ... Let us help them before they become Majelas for want of purpose and societal acceptance.

If you have any comments , opinions, disagreements or suggestions, make them known. Thank you :o)

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The big V

So, I read an article today about virginity and it has spurred me to write an article.

Firstly, I would like to start by saying they don't give out medals for being a virgin, you don't get some kind of discount when you fly .. U can't ask for Virgin fare / virgin discount .. Being a virgin doesn't make you a better person than non-virgins.. Therz no special type of bank account for virgins like all the "kiddies account" .. Therz no special seat allocated to virgins on the bus or on trains ..it doesn't help u jump the queue when u r waiting to use the atm.. The market women won't make pricing any easier .. Infact a good number of guys can't take girls' virginities and therefore will not date virgins until its time for marriage .. A good number if not all guys can't stay in a sex-less relationship for up to 3 years. Infact most of the guys I know don't mind their wives being non-virgins as long as they weren't hoes ...

So think about all these things before you claim to be a virgin just so that guy that's 22 years old (that's not remotely ready for marriage and doesn't sleep with virgins) would date you . Really though, I don't understand why some girls claim to be virigins ..if you are not, you are not .. As long as you are not a hoe, its not something you should lie about so you can "look good" ...remember, you don't get any discounts so just stop it .. All you are doing is reducing the credibility of virgins..

Classic example is one of a first year student in my school who went around acting all righteous .. Tying scarves and wearing "Mary Amaka" skirts and shortly into the first semester of her first year starred in her very own sex-tape with a boy that wasn't even her boyfriend ... I can't help but think that it wouldn't have been that big a deal if she dint go around putting up the facade of being the epitome of virgin Mary ... Because really, you are in the university, no one is going to flog you for doing " bad things"

*hand on chest* I know of a girl whose mother checks if she and her sisters are still virgins everytime they go back home for holidays .. I almost passed out when I found out ... I just sat there like 'are u even joking' ..like WTF!!

What I would not stand for is losing your virginity to a guy just to keep him in your relationship .. Any girl that does this is stupid and ignorant ..if however you lose it to your boyfriend of many years because you are in love and think u've waited long enough, then fine... Just use a condom because u don't know where "junior' has been playing :ol ..

To all the real virgins out there that are saving themselves for marriage, I hope you make it despite all the pressure .. When people ask you and you tell them you are waiting till marriage, don't let them discourage you with their laughter and jeers ... And to all the non-virgins .. Just make sure you don't "ho around".

Thank you .. You can leave ur comments if you have any.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Is it for everyone?

I would like to start off by saying this post is not targeted at anyone in particular and all characters mentioned are totally fictional even if they're named after real people.

From the name of this post, I'm guessing u've deduced what I want to blog about ... The sudden need for everyone to sing / rap ... Apparently everyone in our generation thinks they're musically gifted ... The things people record in studios these days .. "Horrific disaster" is not nearly a good enough description. ...

Some even go as far as leaving what they're are known for and are good at to make what they call music ... A certain artist of he "nut" family is a classic example .. Never had I ever heard someone say he wasn't funny and then the dude just had to go to a recording studio and commit the crime he did and put it on air waves ... Personally , I think only tone deaf pschophants and a carry over of his comedy fan base are the people that claim to like "their kinda song"...
All I want to say to this dude is STOP IT .. A sin is a sin .. This is simply an attempt to make us bleed through our ears and take a piss on the growing Nigerian music industry

Some keep their musical fuckery to youtube .. "ManGeller" is a classic example ..with all her punani songs ... Excuse me but a brain-dead diabetic horse cld make better music than u so plz .. Just shut up " Queen of Punani"

And then the horror I thankfully did not witness "Sean George" 's. Song. Let us dance .. Only God knows what pushed a has-been Nollywood actress to do this but please just stop .. The world is bad enough without ur added nonsense .. Another Actor turned Singer .. Desmond Elliot. ..I have no words for u

These days, any Desmond , Nut and Vic.O. Thinks he/she can wake up enter a studio and make what they claim is music .. One day , a stick from the sky will come down and beat you for the nonsense you are doing to the nigerian populace .


As for the "friends" that listen to their "music" and say "guy, this song is dope mehn .. I can't wait for u to drop an talbum" .. U r just as guilty as the evil people that make the music and God will beat you with a stick for it . The people that "produce" the noise .. I don't have words for you ..

I really do think its an insult to people who have real talent and don't have the money to make it ... Life is unfair and that's the only reason all the. Mangellers, vic.o s , Nuts and sean George s of Nigeria havnt gotten their throats ripped open and beaten with barbed wire .

The long and short of this post is that singing is definitely not for everyone and family and close friends are not the ones that should tell u whether ur music is good or not .. They lie. And their lies make u believe u r better than u are and that makes u proud and pride comes before a fall ..its a vicious cycle. ... And I implore u to put an end to it ... If ur friend plays his song for u and u don't like it , be honest or tell him he shld ask someone else kuz u're judgement'll be biased

Tell the truth,u won't be beaten with a stick, u'll be one step closer to heaven and you'll be doing the world a favour. Thank you.