Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The big V

So, I read an article today about virginity and it has spurred me to write an article.

Firstly, I would like to start by saying they don't give out medals for being a virgin, you don't get some kind of discount when you fly .. U can't ask for Virgin fare / virgin discount .. Being a virgin doesn't make you a better person than non-virgins.. Therz no special type of bank account for virgins like all the "kiddies account" .. Therz no special seat allocated to virgins on the bus or on trains ..it doesn't help u jump the queue when u r waiting to use the atm.. The market women won't make pricing any easier .. Infact a good number of guys can't take girls' virginities and therefore will not date virgins until its time for marriage .. A good number if not all guys can't stay in a sex-less relationship for up to 3 years. Infact most of the guys I know don't mind their wives being non-virgins as long as they weren't hoes ...

So think about all these things before you claim to be a virgin just so that guy that's 22 years old (that's not remotely ready for marriage and doesn't sleep with virgins) would date you . Really though, I don't understand why some girls claim to be virigins ..if you are not, you are not .. As long as you are not a hoe, its not something you should lie about so you can "look good" ...remember, you don't get any discounts so just stop it .. All you are doing is reducing the credibility of virgins..

Classic example is one of a first year student in my school who went around acting all righteous .. Tying scarves and wearing "Mary Amaka" skirts and shortly into the first semester of her first year starred in her very own sex-tape with a boy that wasn't even her boyfriend ... I can't help but think that it wouldn't have been that big a deal if she dint go around putting up the facade of being the epitome of virgin Mary ... Because really, you are in the university, no one is going to flog you for doing " bad things"

*hand on chest* I know of a girl whose mother checks if she and her sisters are still virgins everytime they go back home for holidays .. I almost passed out when I found out ... I just sat there like 'are u even joking' ..like WTF!!

What I would not stand for is losing your virginity to a guy just to keep him in your relationship .. Any girl that does this is stupid and ignorant ..if however you lose it to your boyfriend of many years because you are in love and think u've waited long enough, then fine... Just use a condom because u don't know where "junior' has been playing :ol ..

To all the real virgins out there that are saving themselves for marriage, I hope you make it despite all the pressure .. When people ask you and you tell them you are waiting till marriage, don't let them discourage you with their laughter and jeers ... And to all the non-virgins .. Just make sure you don't "ho around".

Thank you .. You can leave ur comments if you have any.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Is it for everyone?

I would like to start off by saying this post is not targeted at anyone in particular and all characters mentioned are totally fictional even if they're named after real people.

From the name of this post, I'm guessing u've deduced what I want to blog about ... The sudden need for everyone to sing / rap ... Apparently everyone in our generation thinks they're musically gifted ... The things people record in studios these days .. "Horrific disaster" is not nearly a good enough description. ...

Some even go as far as leaving what they're are known for and are good at to make what they call music ... A certain artist of he "nut" family is a classic example .. Never had I ever heard someone say he wasn't funny and then the dude just had to go to a recording studio and commit the crime he did and put it on air waves ... Personally , I think only tone deaf pschophants and a carry over of his comedy fan base are the people that claim to like "their kinda song"...
All I want to say to this dude is STOP IT .. A sin is a sin .. This is simply an attempt to make us bleed through our ears and take a piss on the growing Nigerian music industry

Some keep their musical fuckery to youtube .. "ManGeller" is a classic example ..with all her punani songs ... Excuse me but a brain-dead diabetic horse cld make better music than u so plz .. Just shut up " Queen of Punani"

And then the horror I thankfully did not witness "Sean George" 's. Song. Let us dance .. Only God knows what pushed a has-been Nollywood actress to do this but please just stop .. The world is bad enough without ur added nonsense .. Another Actor turned Singer .. Desmond Elliot. ..I have no words for u

These days, any Desmond , Nut and Vic.O. Thinks he/she can wake up enter a studio and make what they claim is music .. One day , a stick from the sky will come down and beat you for the nonsense you are doing to the nigerian populace .

As for the "friends" that listen to their "music" and say "guy, this song is dope mehn .. I can't wait for u to drop an talbum" .. U r just as guilty as the evil people that make the music and God will beat you with a stick for it . The people that "produce" the noise .. I don't have words for you ..

I really do think its an insult to people who have real talent and don't have the money to make it ... Life is unfair and that's the only reason all the. Mangellers, vic.o s , Nuts and sean George s of Nigeria havnt gotten their throats ripped open and beaten with barbed wire .

The long and short of this post is that singing is definitely not for everyone and family and close friends are not the ones that should tell u whether ur music is good or not .. They lie. And their lies make u believe u r better than u are and that makes u proud and pride comes before a fall ..its a vicious cycle. ... And I implore u to put an end to it ... If ur friend plays his song for u and u don't like it , be honest or tell him he shld ask someone else kuz u're judgement'll be biased

Tell the truth,u won't be beaten with a stick, u'll be one step closer to heaven and you'll be doing the world a favour. Thank you.